A Fourth of July MessageOn this day, a great war for Cereal Independence was fought between our Forefathers and the dreaded Illuminati. A war we won! Through faith, through courage, but mostly through throwing Cheerios at people.
It is important that we remember all the cereal bowls broken, all the milk spilled, and all the soggy bits that were lost, so that we could be where we are today.
Oh Cereal
for crunchiness
my morning breakfast bowl
It tastes so good
with milk or dry
it makes my breakfast whole
Oh Cereal!
Sweet Cereal
How tasty you must be
A part of this
complete breakfast
From sea to shining sea!
Your breakfast time constables.
- Pope Luck the 1st Checks Messages
- High Minister of Prepackaged Toys Writes Sermons on Saturday
- Fallen Saint of the Golden Wheatie Is just there. 
Your other religious figures.
~Slayaplaya14 - Saint Tony the Anthro Mascot.
*Mattyohh - Cardinal Crunch
~NoChorus - Lordly Bishop of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch way
*State-of-Denial - High Priest of the Wheatie Church,
`timmy64 - Patron Saint of Froot Loops.
*Sheepy-Pie - Patron Saint of the Illuminated Marshmallow.
~Dr-Paine - Patron Saint of Golden Grahams.
*Escherichia-Coli - Cardinal Coco Pops
=BratGothGirl - Patron saint of the crispy flakes laced with dried fruit.
*DarkIron - Commander-Saint of the Chex Legion.
=SylverKitsune - High Priestess of All Things Sweet and Frosted!
~shininginthedarkness - Archon of Nourishment.
=JosephBenton - Cardinal Milk.
~maruiqi - Patron Saint of Cheerios.
Pledged children of the cereal.
=Katria-Kage ~Krona *Marx-The-Heartless =FangBanger02 =CrimsonMagpie ~HumbleNewb *Stallion-Duck =Movetron ~ScarboroughLass ~ovengloves =SethraLavode =narkro555 ~Reekzilla ~LOVEintheSNOW ~kizzit ~8------bigcocknballs ~Nicocc98 =Taro13 ~jellysquidfish ~rubiks-cube040 ~Otacon144 ~Mac2468 ~thrax094 ~LoboSabio ~Hallcha =juliaGENOCIDE =TimeToComeClean ~AdelaisAer ~Baltic15 =jupiterjenny =ringofscars ~KingOappacVires
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"OUR GOD'S A DELICIOUS GOD!
HE REIGNS FROM THE BOWL OF MILK ABOVE,
WITH WISDOM, POWER, AND COMMERCIALS,
OUR GOD'S A DELICIOUS GOD"
- *Warlock258
Hope
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"Great is Post! It is worthy of our Eating!" -Hallchahadin, our Caliph
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Hallchahadin ibn Abd Allah ibn Abd al Muttalib, Caliph of Al Postopia, Prophet of Post, Patriarch of the Holy City of Battle Creek, Michigan.
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.....teleporting ninjas....ooohhh sh*t....
I think it would be cool to be The Patron Saint of Honey and Whole Grains.
Or the Patron Saint of Crunchy Clusters - that'd be cool, too. :3
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"Madame, that is the ugliest nose I have ever seen, and I complement you on it; it suits you."
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Ladies and Gentlemen please,
Would you bring your attention to me
-Saliva
-Ladies and Gentlemen
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...And it fills me with RAGE.
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If you love someone, you have to let them go. If they come back, they're yours; and if they don't... THEN you stalk them.
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There's a time to think and a time to drink! To the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget!
-Baltic/Johnny
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